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I found this 'meme' floating around and well, I just had to take it. Some of it had even me confused/wincing/laughing. I believe that more of the crew should take it. Bones in particular. And Spock. For Science.



Bold - I always find it sexy
Italic – Would be willing to try
Small – Curious, perhaps
Strikethrough – Will not do.
No Markings – I don’t even know what to make of this.

1.“fucking machines”
2.BDSM
3.penetrative sex [more graphic than not; with nouns like ‘cock’ as opposed to euphemisms like ‘length’.]
4.adoptive, non-related ‘incest’. [step-sibling/step-parents/adoptive siblings, etc.]
5.amputation/guro
6.anal intercourse [male/male, male/female]
7.bestiality/furries
8.biting
9.breast stimulation
10. breathplay
11.bugchasing [intentional infection with HIV]
12.casual but titillating nudity
13.crossdressing
14.cunnilingus
15.dubcon [‘dubious consent’]
16.electro stimulation
17.ephebephilia [at least one character is adolescent/within puberty, i.e.- statutory rape]
18.exhibitionism or voyeurism
19.extreme age differences [15+ years]
20.fellatio
21.fingering [vagina/anal]
22.fisting
23.forced pregnancy/abortion
24.frottage [clothes on]
25.geriatrophila [sexual fetishization of the extremely elderly]
26.graphic striptease
27.half-sibling/cousin/aunt/uncle/niece/nephew incest
28.handjob
29.inflation
30.kissing
31.light bondage [i.e.- handcuffs, scarves, light rope, blindfolds.]
32.masturbation
33.mild bloodplay
34.mutual masturbation
35.necking/making out with body contact
36.necrophilia
37.non-con [actual -by-force, marital rape]
38.non-consensual exhibitionism or voyeurism [or things like molestation on trains.]
39.non-friendly hugging
40.non-graphic sexual situations [i.e.- sex descriptions that have little to no detail/one character has an erection/‘fade to black’, etc.]
41.oral/anal stimulation [with a barrier or dental dam]
42.parent/child incest
43.pedophilia [sex where at least one character is completely prepubescent]
44.pegging [female penetration of a male with a strap-on]
45.piercing
46.rimming [without a barrier/dam]
47.scarification/infliction of disfiguring scars
48.scat, enema play, etc.
49.sex during menstruation/fetishization of menstrual blood
50.shibari/heavy bondage
51.sibling incest
52.snuff/rape with crippling/severe injury

53.sounding [penetration of the urethra with a foreign object]
54.tattooing
55.tentacles
56.tongue-involved kissing
<small>57.torture</small>
58.touching/stroking [clothes on]
59.urophila/golden showers
60.use of sex toys [dildos, vibrators, corn, etc.]
61.vagina dentata
62. Accidental stimulation [proximity and friction; involuntary arousal; situations of adrenaline and reflexes]
63. Begging or offering [begging or pleading for mercy, for sexual release, to be taken; a character offering himself; neediness]
64. Breath [as a caress; hitching or ragged; indrawn breath or gasps; sighs]

65. Cinderella story
66. Clumsiness [awkwardness; overeagerness; during sex or in general]
67. Discomfort during sex [rough edge of a table as counterpoint to pleasure; cold stone versus hot flesh; position is uncomfortable at first but then becomes perfect; penetration is painful, then pleasurable]
68. Mirrors
69. Noise [screaming or yelling during sex; whimpering or sobbing; purring, growling; slurping or moaning enthusiastically during blow-jobs]
70. Pain [with or without pleasure/endorphins]

71. Powers of attraction [characters such as sirens and Veelas; vampiric thrall; pheromones; magnetic and charismatic characters in general]
72. Restraint [pinning someone down; pushing someone's arm up behind their back during sex; covering or clasping someone's hands to prevent movement]
73. Sexual movements [back arching; hips lifting; thrusting back; writhing, jerking, bucking; clenching; grinding or rocking; trembling or shivering; hooking legs around shoulders; pressing someone's legs back toward the bed; riding someone's fingers]
74. Smarm [intense friendship with physical closeness but no actual sex]

75. Vampires


Date: 2009-08-26 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allmhadadh.livejournal.com
[[OOC: I got as far as the first five and realized my character would probably put a strike through all of them... well, except maybe two or three. Like, the tamest two or three.]]

Date: 2009-08-26 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kirktastic.livejournal.com
[OOC: It was difficult to find things to actually strike through for Jim. XD Ended up being the most, most extreme things and anything to do with incest. XD]

Date: 2009-08-26 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allmhadadh.livejournal.com
[[OOC: LMAO! It's kinda neat, really. Both our characters are a bit rogue, but in such different ways. And yet, when they interacted, you could easily see them bonding over driving a Riviera in a shuttlebay.]]

Date: 2009-08-26 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kirktastic.livejournal.com
[OOC: I 100% agree with you. In fact, once this meeting is over... Kirk may *cough* wander down there. Or maybe after shift.]

Date: 2009-08-26 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allmhadadh.livejournal.com
[[OOC: I'm gonna be out of town for two days starting tomorrow, but yes, I think I'd like our guys having a little bonding. Kirk's charm (albeit innocently) was not lost on my little cadet, and that takes some doing -- he's not easily charmed at all.]]

Date: 2009-08-26 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kirktastic.livejournal.com
[OOC: Shit, I forgot. I read your post. *just offers quiet hugs* When you get back and feel up to it, we shall have our boys hang out. It will lead to much fun and nu!Scotty throwing a fit. :3]

Date: 2009-08-26 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allmhadadh.livejournal.com
[[OOC: ::hugs:: Thanks, Cap. And I'm looking forward to it.]]

Date: 2009-08-26 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kirktastic.livejournal.com
[OOC: Always. And so am I. Drop me a line if you wanna talk, I'm only not online in some fashion when I'm asleep or dead. XD]

Date: 2009-08-26 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allmhadadh.livejournal.com
[[OOC: I'll keep it in mind. Thanks again.]]

Date: 2009-08-26 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fortran77soul.livejournal.com
[[OOC: Funny, I was thinking the same thing (and debating filling it out in character with Nance getting progressively "WHAT. THE. HELL?"), although "extreme age differences [15+ years]" made me laugh, even if you're the only person who'd get the joke. :D ]]

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