[The Sex Kink Meme]

[kirktastic]

I found this 'meme' floating around and well, I just had to take it. Some of it had even me confused/wincing/laughing. I believe that more of the crew should take it. Bones in particular. And Spock. For Science.



Bold - I always find it sexy
Italic – Would be willing to try
Small – Curious, perhaps
Strikethrough – Will not do.
No Markings – I don’t even know what to make of this.

1.“fucking machines”
2.BDSM
3.penetrative sex [more graphic than not; with nouns like ‘cock’ as opposed to euphemisms like ‘length’.]
4.adoptive, non-related ‘incest’. [step-sibling/step-parents/adoptive siblings, etc.]
5.amputation/guro
6.anal intercourse [male/male, male/female]
7.bestiality/furries
8.biting
9.breast stimulation
10. breathplay
11.bugchasing [intentional infection with HIV]
12.casual but titillating nudity
13.crossdressing
14.cunnilingus
15.dubcon [‘dubious consent’]
16.electro stimulation
17.ephebephilia [at least one character is adolescent/within puberty, i.e.- statutory rape]
18.exhibitionism or voyeurism
19.extreme age differences [15+ years]
20.fellatio
21.fingering [vagina/anal]
22.fisting
23.forced pregnancy/abortion
24.frottage [clothes on]
25.geriatrophila [sexual fetishization of the extremely elderly]
26.graphic striptease
27.half-sibling/cousin/aunt/uncle/niece/nephew incest
28.handjob
29.inflation
30.kissing
31.light bondage [i.e.- handcuffs, scarves, light rope, blindfolds.]
32.masturbation
33.mild bloodplay
34.mutual masturbation
35.necking/making out with body contact
36.necrophilia
37.non-con [actual -by-force, marital rape]
38.non-consensual exhibitionism or voyeurism [or things like molestation on trains.]
39.non-friendly hugging
40.non-graphic sexual situations [i.e.- sex descriptions that have little to no detail/one character has an erection/‘fade to black’, etc.]
41.oral/anal stimulation [with a barrier or dental dam]
42.parent/child incest
43.pedophilia [sex where at least one character is completely prepubescent]
44.pegging [female penetration of a male with a strap-on]
45.piercing
46.rimming [without a barrier/dam]
47.scarification/infliction of disfiguring scars
48.scat, enema play, etc.
49.sex during menstruation/fetishization of menstrual blood
50.shibari/heavy bondage
51.sibling incest
52.snuff/rape with crippling/severe injury
53.sounding [penetration of the urethra with a foreign object]
54.tattooing
55.tentacles
56.tongue-involved kissing
<small>57.torture</small>
58.touching/stroking [clothes on]
59.urophila/golden showers
60.use of sex toys [dildos, vibrators, corn, etc.]
61.vagina dentata
62. Accidental stimulation [proximity and friction; involuntary arousal; situations of adrenaline and reflexes]
63. Begging or offering [begging or pleading for mercy, for sexual release, to be taken; a character offering himself; neediness]
64. Breath [as a caress; hitching or ragged; indrawn breath or gasps; sighs]
65. Cinderella story
66. Clumsiness [awkwardness; overeagerness; during sex or in general]
67. Discomfort during sex [rough edge of a table as counterpoint to pleasure; cold stone versus hot flesh; position is uncomfortable at first but then becomes perfect; penetration is painful, then pleasurable]
68. Mirrors
69. Noise [screaming or yelling during sex; whimpering or sobbing; purring, growling; slurping or moaning enthusiastically during blow-jobs]
70. Pain [with or without pleasure/endorphins]
71. Powers of attraction [characters such as sirens and Veelas; vampiric thrall; pheromones; magnetic and charismatic characters in general]
72. Restraint [pinning someone down; pushing someone's arm up behind their back during sex; covering or clasping someone's hands to prevent movement]
73. Sexual movements [back arching; hips lifting; thrusting back; writhing, jerking, bucking; clenching; grinding or rocking; trembling or shivering; hooking legs around shoulders; pressing someone's legs back toward the bed; riding someone's fingers]
74. Smarm [intense friendship with physical closeness but no actual sex]
75. Vampires

Comments

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - Okay can I just say, lumping in cousins with siblings/uncles/incest? You know, one of 'em's actually legal. Not commenting on the kinkworthiness of any of it, just saying.]]

[allmhadadh.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: I got as far as the first five and realized my character would probably put a strike through all of them... well, except maybe two or three. Like, the tamest two or three.]]

[fortran77soul.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: Although our characters haven't met yet, I might need to steal this and fill it out for comedy reasons. HAHA! ]]

Wait, what?

[headnursechapel.livejournal.com]

11.bugchasing [intentional infection with HIV]

Don't even think about this, anyone, you've got two McCoys and two Chapels here, all overworked, and anyone showing their face in Sickbay and admitting to this will bear the full brunt of our rage.

[[OOC: seriously, what??]]

[just-uhura.livejournal.com]

(OOC: I literally made a D: face at some of these)

[sehlatbear.livejournal.com]

(OOC - Oh, gods, Kirk made breathplay really teeny. *dies*)

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

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