[The Sex Kink Meme]

[kirktastic]

I found this 'meme' floating around and well, I just had to take it. Some of it had even me confused/wincing/laughing. I believe that more of the crew should take it. Bones in particular. And Spock. For Science.



Bold - I always find it sexy
Italic – Would be willing to try
Small – Curious, perhaps
Strikethrough – Will not do.
No Markings – I don’t even know what to make of this.

1.“fucking machines”
2.BDSM
3.penetrative sex [more graphic than not; with nouns like ‘cock’ as opposed to euphemisms like ‘length’.]
4.adoptive, non-related ‘incest’. [step-sibling/step-parents/adoptive siblings, etc.]
5.amputation/guro
6.anal intercourse [male/male, male/female]
7.bestiality/furries
8.biting
9.breast stimulation
10. breathplay
11.bugchasing [intentional infection with HIV]
12.casual but titillating nudity
13.crossdressing
14.cunnilingus
15.dubcon [‘dubious consent’]
16.electro stimulation
17.ephebephilia [at least one character is adolescent/within puberty, i.e.- statutory rape]
18.exhibitionism or voyeurism
19.extreme age differences [15+ years]
20.fellatio
21.fingering [vagina/anal]
22.fisting
23.forced pregnancy/abortion
24.frottage [clothes on]
25.geriatrophila [sexual fetishization of the extremely elderly]
26.graphic striptease
27.half-sibling/cousin/aunt/uncle/niece/nephew incest
28.handjob
29.inflation
30.kissing
31.light bondage [i.e.- handcuffs, scarves, light rope, blindfolds.]
32.masturbation
33.mild bloodplay
34.mutual masturbation
35.necking/making out with body contact
36.necrophilia
37.non-con [actual -by-force, marital rape]
38.non-consensual exhibitionism or voyeurism [or things like molestation on trains.]
39.non-friendly hugging
40.non-graphic sexual situations [i.e.- sex descriptions that have little to no detail/one character has an erection/‘fade to black’, etc.]
41.oral/anal stimulation [with a barrier or dental dam]
42.parent/child incest
43.pedophilia [sex where at least one character is completely prepubescent]
44.pegging [female penetration of a male with a strap-on]
45.piercing
46.rimming [without a barrier/dam]
47.scarification/infliction of disfiguring scars
48.scat, enema play, etc.
49.sex during menstruation/fetishization of menstrual blood
50.shibari/heavy bondage
51.sibling incest
52.snuff/rape with crippling/severe injury
53.sounding [penetration of the urethra with a foreign object]
54.tattooing
55.tentacles
56.tongue-involved kissing
<small>57.torture</small>
58.touching/stroking [clothes on]
59.urophila/golden showers
60.use of sex toys [dildos, vibrators, corn, etc.]
61.vagina dentata
62. Accidental stimulation [proximity and friction; involuntary arousal; situations of adrenaline and reflexes]
63. Begging or offering [begging or pleading for mercy, for sexual release, to be taken; a character offering himself; neediness]
64. Breath [as a caress; hitching or ragged; indrawn breath or gasps; sighs]
65. Cinderella story
66. Clumsiness [awkwardness; overeagerness; during sex or in general]
67. Discomfort during sex [rough edge of a table as counterpoint to pleasure; cold stone versus hot flesh; position is uncomfortable at first but then becomes perfect; penetration is painful, then pleasurable]
68. Mirrors
69. Noise [screaming or yelling during sex; whimpering or sobbing; purring, growling; slurping or moaning enthusiastically during blow-jobs]
70. Pain [with or without pleasure/endorphins]
71. Powers of attraction [characters such as sirens and Veelas; vampiric thrall; pheromones; magnetic and charismatic characters in general]
72. Restraint [pinning someone down; pushing someone's arm up behind their back during sex; covering or clasping someone's hands to prevent movement]
73. Sexual movements [back arching; hips lifting; thrusting back; writhing, jerking, bucking; clenching; grinding or rocking; trembling or shivering; hooking legs around shoulders; pressing someone's legs back toward the bed; riding someone's fingers]
74. Smarm [intense friendship with physical closeness but no actual sex]
75. Vampires

Comments

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - Okay can I just say, lumping in cousins with siblings/uncles/incest? You know, one of 'em's actually legal. Not commenting on the kinkworthiness of any of it, just saying.]]

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

[OOC: I didn't write the meme, I just took it. Some people put cousins in the same category, I guess!]

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - Oh I wasn't blaming you, and I'm not upset or anything. I just wasn't really expecting to encounter that idea. Granted, second cousins are sometimes given more leeway than first, but it's odd to personally be lumped in with "incest."]]

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

[OOC: I could change it, if you wanted. I didn't want to upset anyone, I had no idea. I just wanted to have a little porny fun with everyone.]

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - No, seriously, it's okay. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to cause drama. Just be informative.

Oh, and out of curiosity--I realize what this meme is typically for, but did you answer for Kirk's reading/porn preferences or stuff he'd do?]]

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Stuff he'd do, but most likely stuff he'd read too. :3 I know what its for but.. this seemed like more fun.]

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - Oh totally, but I wasn't sure.]]

[allmhadadh.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: I got as far as the first five and realized my character would probably put a strike through all of them... well, except maybe two or three. Like, the tamest two or three.]]

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

[OOC: It was difficult to find things to actually strike through for Jim. XD Ended up being the most, most extreme things and anything to do with incest. XD]

[allmhadadh.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: LMAO! It's kinda neat, really. Both our characters are a bit rogue, but in such different ways. And yet, when they interacted, you could easily see them bonding over driving a Riviera in a shuttlebay.]]

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

[OOC: I 100% agree with you. In fact, once this meeting is over... Kirk may *cough* wander down there. Or maybe after shift.]

[allmhadadh.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: I'm gonna be out of town for two days starting tomorrow, but yes, I think I'd like our guys having a little bonding. Kirk's charm (albeit innocently) was not lost on my little cadet, and that takes some doing -- he's not easily charmed at all.]]

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Shit, I forgot. I read your post. *just offers quiet hugs* When you get back and feel up to it, we shall have our boys hang out. It will lead to much fun and nu!Scotty throwing a fit. :3]

[allmhadadh.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: ::hugs:: Thanks, Cap. And I'm looking forward to it.]]

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Always. And so am I. Drop me a line if you wanna talk, I'm only not online in some fashion when I'm asleep or dead. XD]

[allmhadadh.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: I'll keep it in mind. Thanks again.]]

[fortran77soul.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: Funny, I was thinking the same thing (and debating filling it out in character with Nance getting progressively "WHAT. THE. HELL?"), although "extreme age differences [15+ years]" made me laugh, even if you're the only person who'd get the joke. :D ]]

[fortran77soul.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: Although our characters haven't met yet, I might need to steal this and fill it out for comedy reasons. HAHA! ]]

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

[OOC: This is where we get into the 'slightly really meta' version of our RP that makes it so cracky. XD]

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

[OOC - That's actually my favorite part, as you might have noticed. This was entirely meta to start with, considering its origins, so I had to work to make mine RP!

Also as a side note, I can't fill this out because Jim just wants to talk about all the stuff that's okay to think about and fantasize about without doing and hurting other people, and he won't settle down and just answer.]

[fortran77soul.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: There goes my excuse of "I was bored and looking through the TOS!Enterprise's files and found this! I think it's a medical form of some sort..."

Unless a random NPC left it there. Or a wizard did it.]'

[lt-moreau.livejournal.com]

[OOC - A Q did it. That's the Trek version of "a wizard did it."]

[fortran77soul.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: WORKS FOR ME! :D :D ]]

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - Why? You can use any excuse you want!]]

[fortran77soul.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: I'm being a dork. LJ needs sarcasm tags... D: ]]

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - ... And I need stupid tags. Ha.]]

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: Now I'm imagining Jim doing a themed series of LJ entries, like so many people do. Like, on Monday every week he'll post one of the "kinks" and pontificate about it for a while. ;)]]

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - Don't think something like that hasn't crossed my mind. He has a lot of thoughts about the kinkmeme and sex and some of my posts have been his comments on that sort of thing. I always wanted to keep this sort of meta, for my part.]]

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: I love his LJ entries, on whatever topic. I need to do more IC journaling, myself - it's a lot of fun.]]

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - Aw, thanks! I need to sit down and do more. And you should! Chapel could comment on so much.]]

Wait, what?

[headnursechapel.livejournal.com]

11.bugchasing [intentional infection with HIV]

Don't even think about this, anyone, you've got two McCoys and two Chapels here, all overworked, and anyone showing their face in Sickbay and admitting to this will bear the full brunt of our rage.

[[OOC: seriously, what??]]

Re: Wait, what?

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

[OOC: THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE ON THAT LIST THAT FREAKED ME OUT MORE THEN #11!!! Is this SERIOUSLY a fucking fetish!?!?!]

Re: Wait, what?

[fortran77soul.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: Yeah, it is in certain circles. One of my friends in college would rant about how it was driven by people who were lacking enough brain cells to properly function. There was a documentary covering it released a few years back too:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gift_(2003_film)]]

Re: Wait, what?

[country-doc.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - AHAHA, ICON LOVE.

Also, I agree. Wat.]]

[just-uhura.livejournal.com]

(OOC: I literally made a D: face at some of these)

[sehlatbear.livejournal.com]

(OOC - Oh, gods, Kirk made breathplay really teeny. *dies*)

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

...

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

Was it at least educational?

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

'Educational' makes one think I learned something. This was not learning. This was just sharing...

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

You didn't learn anything new??

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

I'll be honest, you did lose me at 'tentacles'...