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Hey everyone! Alright, I have an incredibly stupid tradition I do every year for the holidays so I'm doing it here too. If you give me your name and address, I'll happily do either an in character or OOC (normal XD) card (or both) for you. Comments are screened, and hey once you get the card you'll have my name and address too. XD If you post that you want my name/addy in return for a card I'll reply to your comment and make sure it stays screened. ^_^
kirktastic: ((Captain) Pay your respects.)
Private Communication to Lt. Moreau
When you are done your shift tonight, please come to the Captain's office for a brief discussion.

Captain James T. Kirk

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Kirk sat back in his office and let the padd hit the table, rubbing his brow. After all of this other crap going on... god dammit, he was actually ticked off at his chief of security, and having to deal with putting the man under review ... the fact that CUPCAKE hadn't responded to him actually was ticking him off more.

At least he could deal with Marlena.
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Kirk went down to Uhura's quarters after he received her message. He buzzed at her door, feeling... unsure. He wanted to know what happened on the away mission, and he wanted to know she was okay. He heard that the group had arrived hurt...

He slid a hand through his door, nerves on edge. Things were already going like crap on ship... this was the last thing he needed, but he had to. He was the Captain, and he was her friend... he wanted to know.
kirktastic: ((Captain) Pay your respects.)
On Sunday, a ship is leaving Earth to come here with supplies.

Why am I telling you this? Saturday night is your last day to purchase anything you need for the upcoming holidays and you can make sure it gets on that ship. It'll make it here before the holidays.

AGAIN - You must have all orders on that shuttle or you won't be able to get it here for about two months!
kirktastic: ((BAMF) I'm totally hitting on you.)
The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)


Clean. Smooth. Successful. You’re The Playboy.

You’re spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.

It’s obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you’re after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you’re straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn’t into something casual, it’s no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.

If you’re feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there’s a possibility of rejection.

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Not surprised.
kirktastic: ((Teen) Back on Tarsus IV.)
He was running for his life. His lungs were burning as he dodged around the side of a building and down a thin alley-way, just about tripping over something that could have been a body. He looked down to his hands, staring at the treasure he carried. The bread had green spots on it, but to him it was the most delicious thing he had ever seen. Water was easier to get, much easier. He had places he had bowls collecting dew and rain water. People would find them, would drink his hard work, but as long as he could get some he could survive.

Surviving on Tarsus IV was impossible anymore, but he was forcing himself to.

Jim sat down in the alley and broke into the bread. He pulled off the moldy pieces and put them aside, wishing he had gotten better but not expecting it. Not anymore. He looked to the edge of the bread and swallowed thickly, pulling off a large chunk. It hit the ground, getting dirt. He couldn't eat it - it was stained with blood.

He had seen the two people fighting over the scrap of bread. One had gotten stabbed. He had grabbed it and run in the process. Jim's eyes closed as he shoved the tasteless meal into his mouth, chewing with the hunger of the desperate. He had been running for so long now, ever since he had come home to find his Aunt dead where she laid in her bed, staring at the ceiling. Everyone was hungry. Everyone was starving.

Jim heard a sound and he clutched at the remains of his meal tightly. He looked towards the mouth of the alley and bared his teeth unconsciously. It had been three weeks since the death of his aunt. It was four since his Uncle had been stabbed trying to protect their house from people trying to get into it. His cousin had run away from him when they had been forced to run from the house. Jim had no idea if he was still alive, but he had a feeling that the answer was probably no.

He was fifteen. His cousin was seventeen.

Slowly he made his way to the opening of the alley and looked out. It came out into a small courtyard-sized area, and he could see two people moving in the gray light of the cloudy day. No. One was still, the other was moving. He could hear a language that was harsh, spitting, unfamiliar spoken in a familiar voice. Jim cautiously made his way closer, and when he got close enough to see faces, his eyes went wide.

"Did you sleep vell? Da, da, of course you did. I vill join you for a little vhile, then I vill try again."

He watched Chekov lay down beside a very still Sulu and close his eyes. Jim waited for several minutes, terror keeping him frozen in place. When all was silent, still, he made his way towards the other two men. There was no movement from either, and he nearly threw up when he got a good look at Sulu's face. He knew the look now, he had seen it before, smelled it in the air. Sulu was dead, and had been for some time.

He tried to shake Chekov awake.

The blond never woke up again.

He was running for his life. His lungs were burning as he ran as fast as he could from where the two dead men where. He had seen others before, but people had resorted to even eating the corpses when nothing else could be found. His aunt had refused to do it, saying that if they ate the bodies of another, the soul would stay inside him forever.

She was dead, now. Maybe if she had been willing to share her body with another soul, she would still be alive. Jim had yet to even dare.

"Come on! No one is allowed to be left behind! Get a move on!" The words were called out, loud and clear, echoing. Jim looked around, trying to figure out where the voice was coming from. He finally spotted it - a guard was pushing a dark skinned woman forward, his fist wrapped around her hair, half-dragging her when she fought. Jim tucked back into the shadows, bread crumbling in his hands, terror gripping at him. The guards were the Governor's dogs, attacking like dogs, barking like dogs, killing like dogs - ruthless, messy, violent. Looks like the guard had a new bone.

When she spoke, he knew it. He knew it. Knew her.

Jim followed her and the dog-guard, the remains of his meal dropping from his hands to the ground. He stuck to the shadows, along the edge of a building--

"Nn!" He hit the ground hard when he tripped over something he hadn't seen. He looked to what it was and had to swallow hard. The face was known, even if it was so decomposed. Some of the flesh on the body was missing. The white hair was a feature that was hard to forget.

Jim scrambled up and kept following.

He ended up in a large field on the outside of town. There were six people lined up, down on their knees, with a guard behind each one. Uhura was muscled into place at the end of the line, the guard at her back. In front of them, a side profile for Jim, was Nero, and Ayel at his back. Spock was at their side, bound, bloodied, beaten.

Jim could see Nero's mouth moving, but couldn't hear the words. The Romulan seemed to gesturing, talking at Spock, who stared stoically forward. Jim started to get closer, but no matter how close, he couldn't hear anything except the endless whine of the wind.

Scotty was the first to die. With a gesture from Nero, the guard behind Scotty pulled out a dagger and drew it across the engineer's throat. The color of his blood made the crimson of his shirt darker, darker, black.

Even as Jim drew his breath to scream, another gesture, and Winona would be the second to die. His scream was hidden inside of his father's and Pike's as they merged together into a sound of anger and pain.

Another gesture, and Pike was killed next. Jim heard the body hit the ground. He screamed again, and hands grabbed for him. He fought, staring at the bodies on the ground. Those remaining kneeling turned, saw him, stared at him. They needed to be rescued. His crew. He was fifteen.

Nero looked to him as the hands - more dogs, more guards, forced Jim forward. He smirked, all green and darkness, and looked down to Spock, "And now we have your pretty captain as well." His voice was rich, the voice of command, but now only twisted and taunted instead into something surreal and disgusting.

Nero slowly walked over to Jim, standing in front of him, "Tell me something, James T. Kirk. Who should die next?" Jim let out a whimper, trying to work out a sound from his throat, but nothing would come out. Nero took it as a sign of defiance, or maybe weakness, and gestured towards Sam. Sam met Jim's eyes and mouthed at him.

Don't give in.

Jim screamed out as Sam's neck was snapped, a clean white sound over everything else, clear as shattering glass. He fought, every bit of his starving body fought against the guards.

"You could have saved him, Kirk. Just like the rest of your crew, you could have saved them. Starfleet never raised a finger to help my people, and now, yours will suffer and starve and die. They are the weaker species. Weak, pathetic. Inferior."

It wasn't true. Wasn't true. Jim knew it wasn't. Starfleet had tried to help. Was coming with supplies, a ship, red matter, food... coming, had to come, they just had to hang on...

"The other." Nero called out.

Hands took George's head. "Look away!" George called out. It didn't stop Jim from hearing it as George choked to death on his own bubbling blood.

Uhura. Spock. Bones. Uhura had a bruise on her cheek, her clothing was torn. She had fought against the guard. Bones was glaring death at Nero's back, but looking worriedly to Jim with what Jim had always called 'the doctor's eyes'. Nero turned away and moved over to where he had been before, beside Spock. The guard forced Jim forward, a perfect view of all of them. Jim could hear someone coming up behind him, stopping just at his shoulder, but he didn't dare look away.

The world went silent, until his heart beat was all he could hear. The pulse of blood in his veins. Ba-dum. Ba-dum. Ba-dum.

Bones met his eyes. Nero's mouth was moving. The world was silent. He was talking to Spock, that murderer. The guard forced Uhura over to Spock, and Jim could see her lips moving. Talking to Spock. Telling him something. Spock only nodded once, and said something back. Three movements of his lips.

The dull, loud crack.

Ba-dum. Ba-dum. Ba-dum.

He couldn't hear his own scream as Nero stepped behind Bones in a fluid motion, drew a blade, and slit his throat.

Bones' eyes never left his.

Crimson and blue do not always purple make.

Ba-dum. Ba-dum. Ba-dum.

Spock and Jim looked to each other. He saw Spock's eyes go wide, his lips part in the slightest. Jim felt the coldness of something at his throat. Felt lips at his ear. The voice in his ear was his own, deeper, richer. He knew that voice. He had heard it groaned into his ear, had heard it beneath sparkling golden eyes.

"I'm sorry, Jim. They have to live to stand trial."

He felt the coldness move through him. It didn't hurt. Nothing could hurt. Everything hurt. He tasted copper on his tongue, thick and hot, the opposite of the cold. He felt Jim let him go.

Jim lay on the ground, staring. He tried to take a breath.

Ba-dum. Ba-dum. Ba-dum.

He breathed in blood. The edges of the world went dark.

He watched Spock's head drop, and thought he saw pale lips moving. He saw Nero's blade move.

He choked.

The world went black.

Ba-dum.

Ba-dum.

Ba--.
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There's an expression I learned about thanks to the 21st century internet that seems to be a pretty good one. I think I need to use it more often. It goes as follows.

Fuck my life.


Not all of all, but right now, I think "FML" describes some things going on pretty damn well.

Now, a second expression that I learned. This term is one I wished I had known a long time ago because I could think of a million reasons to use it. You put a pertinent term in front of the word "blocked". In my case "cockblocked". It means when you've gotten denied sex through some means or another. I was cockblocked twice in one night.

I think I'm losing my touch. TWICE. Once by Bill and once by Spock. That's just sort of terrifying. I mean, I have been cockblocked before (fuck, I'm not even sure I'm using the term right exactly but who cares? No one else is listening to this) while out at the bars or something but not like this. The ratio was much better! This was 2/2! Not 2/200!

FML.
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After the communication with Bones, Kirk already knew this was going to not go well. He had left a last note to Bones, giving him the location of a small lounge near the residential area. It was supposed to be for ambassadors, but hell, he was Captain. He could use it, and he could lock it down.

He also knew the replicator had access to the alcoholic menu.

He flopped down with a grunt into a heavily padded chair and closed his eyes. His left hand was throbbing slowly in time with his heart beat, and he told it to leave him alone. This was the absolute last thing he ever wanted to be doing.

And Bones was forcing him to. Fuck.
kirktastic: ((Captain) Pay your respects.)
Kirk dropped his padd with a snapped curse, glaring at the dark surface for a moment before rubbing a hand over his face. He knew he had to meet with Green at some point, but that didn't mean he had to like it. Spock did paperwork entirely differently then he did, and in a different system, and he felt incredibly back logged. Harold, need you more then ever, man... He thought unhappily, thinking about the once-displaced accountant from the 21st century. Hope you're back there, now. He murmured in his own mind. He stared at the mess on the desk and sighed.

He touched a spot on the surface and watched the desk light up. His fingers swiftly brought up his schedule for the day - absolutely fucking packed, of course, because he had been gone so long and was unable to even tell Spock what to start with. With tiny flicking gestures he began to re-arrange things to open up some time to talk with Green.

After apologizing for rescheduling at least four other meetings around the ship, he had opened up an hour. Kirk tapped out a note and sent it over to Green, hoping he was disrupting the man's lunch or something else equally mischievous, and got back to his work.
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Captain's Log, 2258.322:

The all female away mission to Lambda 7 has not yet returned. I'm currently up on the bridge, pre-Alpha shift, attempting to begin scans of the surrounding area where the planet is. There have been no communications with the shuttle, any of its occupants, or a peep out of the planet itself. I have assigned Winona Kirk to finding out what happened to them. She is one of the higher ranking females aboard the ship, and to err on the side of caution I feel having a female approach the planet's contacts would end in a better deal for our side then if myself or any other male attempted to do the same. Also, her skills should serve well in locating the missing shuttle craft by other means, if necessary.

Obviously, I've been removed from sick leave though I'm still confined to light duty for another week. I've replaced Spock on the bridge and he has been returned to his normal duty. Ephram Green is still aboard the ship, speaking with members of the crew. There is a report from Medical, see attached, that ship-wide vaccinations are coming up. I'm requiring all those from any other ship, universe, or planet to be up to date on all vaccinations. There will be a ship wide announcement sent out shortly with agreement from the ship's chief medical officer.

I received an intriguing message this morning that late last night, the ensign assigned to communications heard possible activity of a technological nature from the planet below. We've had no communication or other signs of a possible civilization below that wouldn't interfere with the Prime Directive, but I've placed a notice with communications to keep an eye on it. It's one of the last things that we have to worry about right now, but I don't want to be taken unawares.

Lastly, we've had a visitor on this ship that I would like removed more then anything. It is a manifestation of the Narada itself. It has been touring the ship, as I've recently found out. Who knows what it could be learning? I plan to speak with Spock, the one bonded to the other Captain James T. Kirk, about her removal and his return. The Narada, and her crew, sit just outside of firing distance for either ship. Once I have received word from the other Spock, I think that there needs to be an officer's meeting about our options involving the Narada, Ayel, and their Captain that killed billions of people.

We will decide their fate, but my word is the final say.
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Private Message to Lt. Winona Kirk:

Due to the sensitive nature of the planet that the away mission was sent to involving males, even a contact could become cautious if I were to attempt it. As one of the higher ranking females aboard the ship, I am providing all known information on the away mission to Lambda 7 and am ordering you to discover the ladies whereabouts. Make contact with the planet and see what information you can find. Keep any information top secret.

Attached: Document 1165-238
Attached: Document 1283-721
Attached: Document 2837-837
Attached: Document 2976-421
kirktastic: ((Injured) This hurts less then it looks.)
Kirk cracked his neck, staring at the bag in front of him. He had a dinner with Bill tonight, and a lot of time between waking and then to waste how he saw fit. He hated sick leave, and with Bones' permission to be off it only a day away, he felt even more restless then normal. So now he was down in the gym, a tee shirt on his body and loose shorts, hands and feet wrapped in tape to keep the skin from getting damaged.

It felt natural to slide into the familiar fighting stance. Front foot pointing at the bag, back foot tilted slightly to the side, knees bent, one fist up and loose and the second about his stomach and loose as well. The muscles knew this pose, fell into it with ease, and seemed to relax all at once. It was something he could do even when blasted drunk, already injured, or half-asleep. And had before.

The first punch was something easy, a quick strike that barely rocked the bag. He was already warmed up, body loosened up from stretches and a run around the gym. Speed. That is what determines the winner, but if you have no bite behind your bark, your opponent may get a strike in slower but with greater strength. It was an older voice in his head, a man he hadn't thought of in years. It had been the first place he had found some semblance of a place to live after Tarsus IV.

He started to talk, immensely grateful that he could get the back most of the gym's smaller rooms. The mat felt new and springy under his feet as he let loose with punch after punch to the bag. Who gave a shit if his log had grunts and the sound of skin against the punching bag?

"So, fuck everything. Let's start off with that," Kirk growled, feet slipping to the side as if he was going against a real opponent. "Still fighting with Jim, and I hate it. Feels like fighting with myself or something. Maybe I am and Jim is just really my conscience," PUNCH, twist, round kick, "That's what he feels like. There's so much going on that I feel like I'm out of the loop. I need to talk to Spock about ship stuff and what happened after the Halloween Party. I don't think it'll be awkward crew wise," KICK, "But..." He hesitated.

"I wish I knew what I felt about that." Kirk shook his head, "Not like me to feel something about sex except when it was with Bones, and even then not all the time. Fuck, that makes me sound like an asshole. I don't want it to mean something. ...Guess it meant something with Jim, too. Feels like he's judging me based on this. What does he know? He's been through a lot of stuff, can't not admit that, but not on this scale. He's apart from it, you know? When he goes home," Why did that make his stomach clench? "When he finally goes back, Vulcan'll be there. Spock'll still have his sky, and the Federation will still be scarred here."

Kirk sucked on his front teeth for a second, then moved lighting fast. His entire body jerked to the side and his knee came up, foot snapping out and striking the bag with the bottom arch of his foot. The entire bag rocked, threatening to fall over, then steadied, "Can't wait to get back on duty. I hate feeling useless and I do right now. I'm really sick of looks of pity when I walk through the hall. I need to get these tattoos off but..."

He stopped, looking down at his left hand. The tape covered Vulcan. "...Maybe... not all of them. Think I'm going to keep some of them, and I have a feeling Bones is going to bitch at me for it." He brushed his other thumb over the tape, then shook it off and went to work against the bag at twice the speed. Point was to exhaust himself. "So many new people on this ship that it's actually getting hard to find space for them all. ...Bones' mom is one of them. New ship psych? At least as close as we've got beside Bones himself."

"Speaking of, I got the final bit of Bones' Christmas gift in. Got it hidden away... plan to surprise the hell out of him. Least I'm pretty sure he'll like it. Can't believe all the holidays, the new year... just a month or so away," Kirk snorted and struck out again, "Is it bad that I fucking hate that we'll be celebrating when Jake and Rachael and Kat won't be? They were supposed to be here, on the 'prise... got transferred at the last second to the Farragut and the Odyssey. Now... they're all dead. Probably should of thought of this on Halloween."

Kirk stepped back from the back, panting. He rubbed a bit of sweat from his eyes, "Nero's still out there, in that black hunking ship of his. Part of it is on the 'prise and I want it off and Spock back here. Wanna get done with those two bastards and have everyone free of them. Me, this crew, the Federation, and all the universes they've seemed to completely fuck up." He growled a little, hitting the bag half heartedly.

"Wish it was his face under my fist."

His next strike sent the bag toppling over.
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After some searching for the actor Leonard mentioned 'played' me in the movie... I found this.

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Kirk wasn't entirely sure what the night was going to end up like, but he had some ideas if the party was to say anything. The fact that Bill had agreed to a dinner date at all, when Kirk gave him a definite out on it, was a very pleasant surprise. The way the actor had come straight onto him, even a bit more strongly then Jim himself, and how he had been oh-so-happy to continue once Kirk had known the truth? Fuck, that had been hot.

He wondered how much Jim and Bill differed, if at all. After all, if Bill had acted as Jim all that time...

It reminded him of what Leonard had mentioned in their communications before the Buick had brought the three to the ship. About how someone had acted as him... someone named Chris Pine.

Kirk glanced over his shoulder and rubbed his chin. He had ordered up from the galley, remembering some mention about Bill being... what the hell was it called? Kosher, he was pretty sure. Or was it vegetarian? Kosher required looking up in the end so he knew what it was, and ordered with a bit of a wariness he hadn't expected. How someone could live with guidelines on food like that he had no idea, but after actually looking into it found out it was some sort of religious (cultural?) thing. Which of the two he wasn't entirely sure, but hoped like hell dinner met whatever restrictions Bill put on himself.

Looking back to the console, he saw he still had a bit of time. So he tapped a finger beside the screen, then started to type. How on earth the ship's computers had hooked up through time and space to the 21st century he had no idea, but the whole system reminded him of the galactic network. So, with a bit of an anxious feeling, he pulled up the search page.

Actor: Chris Pine


It pulled up a huge amount of results, making Kirk bite his lip. Did he really want to see this? Some other guy who, if the similarities between Jim and Bill could said anything, would look just like him? He hesitated over the links, licked the lip he had just bitten, and clicked images first.

A few clicks later on the very first image had him stunned. "...Fuck." Kirk breathed out, staring down at the image. It was like looking in the mirror. He actually reached out and ghosted his fingers across the screen, completely stunned. There was no way they could have an image of him from so long ago, so it wasn't a mistake. There was a man from two centuries ago that looked just like him.

As Kirk stared at the Wikipedia page for Chris Pine, he completely lost track of the time.
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(Video is disabled from being embedded but... someone sent me this song with the following comment: "Hey, I think she's one of those girls Kirk slept with and left in the morning."

God damn Carrie Underwood is hot. @_@

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu32vyCldh8&feature=related )

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