[COMPLETELY OOC] -- [Lookie at what I found!]

[kirktastic]

I found something COMPLETELY inappropriate on the internet today... I just thought I'd share it all with you. Probably don't want to open it with your supervisor around...





FOR VULCANS AND ROMULANS! and maybe a little bit for humans too....

This thought brought to you by your Captain.

Comments

[cso-spock.livejournal.com]

...

Jim.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

*GRIN* First off, you went and clicked it meaning you were at LEAST curious don't give me bullshit, I know its true. Second off... I bet you got a stiffy just from that alone. Wouldn't mind oiling your hands up... okay I think we need to get a bottle of oil and some sheets we can ruin, deal?

[cso-spock.livejournal.com]

I clicked the link because I receive no comfort from willful ignorance of material on this network. Your other assumptions are also incorrect. Furthermore, you require lotion and a hand massage for reasons that are completely non-sexual, though I would be wiling to administer the treatment on Leonard's behalf. Or we may attend to you both for a more effective use of time.

And then, perhaps, both of you can return the favour.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

...how 'bout more than hands? These scars itch like hell... definitely could return the favor on your hands. Hey, are Vulcan feet sensitive too?

[cso-spock.livejournal.com]

I cannot answer your question or else your subsequent actions may lead to further injury.

[nawigator]

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - This is me talking, and not Jim, because I have no idea what he'd say, but I just think that looks messy.]]

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

(OOC: It looks INCREDIBLY messy, that's half the fun. )

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

... Isn't there a ship you're supposed to be, oh I don't know, captain-ing???

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

....AND I AM.

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

This some sort of pornographic public service announcement?

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

[ooc - I can't quite work out what this is/which way up it goes/wtf is going on, and it's driving me mad.]

[de-forest.livejournal.com]

[ooc - oh, good, I am glad it is not just me!]

[super-keen.livejournal.com]

[[OOC - My guess is that we're looking at somebody laying on their side, feet to the left, head to the right. We're zoomed in on their ass. Somebody else's hand is coming up between their legs. OR it could be knees! IDEK.

It's like Escher's take on handporn.]]

[dilithiumwanted.livejournal.com]

...What the hell is that, Capt'n?

[just-uhura.livejournal.com]

Captain.