Silly Test

[kirktastic]

Seriously, is anyone at all surprised?

Your result for The Lover Style Profile Test...

The Carnal Lover

41% partner focus, 86% aggressiveness, 90% adventurousness

Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:



You prefer your romance and love to wild and daring rather than typical or boring, you would rather pursue than be pursued and, when it comes to physical love, you concentrate more on enjoying the experience rather than worrying about your performance.



This places you in the Lover Style of: The Carnal Lover.



The Carnal Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, though it is often confused with terms like "player" or even "slut." The Carnal Lover is not necessarily either of those things (though sometimes is) but is instead a lover of life, romance and pleasure. The Carnal Lover is a treasure to find, though can sometimes be difficult to keep happy once found, because a Carnal Lover often loves a variety-filled life.



In terms of physical love, the Carnal Lover tends to be dynamic and driven, and can therefore be quite pleasurable. Given the right motivation, and the right lover, the Carnal Lover can be a delight in bed.



Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Surprising Lover (most of all) or the Devoted Lover, or the Liberated Lover.



Congratulations!



If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in the following:



Nerds, Geeks & Dorks



Professional Wrestling




Buffy the Vampire Slayer




America/Politics





Thanks Again! -- THE LOVER STYLE PROFILE TEST

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Comments

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Jim, I find it really very interesting that our results were not the same. Considering how mutually satisfying our encounters have been. This isn't a bad thing, just interesting.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

Different ways of growing up, different people we've fucked, and all that stuff, doesn't mean we end up the same person.

I think I'm more aggressive then you.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

That's certainly true. Not that I mind it at all.

No, I'm not under the illusion that we are, or will be, the same person. But the differences are both vast and subtle.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

I think...

I mean, we are the same person in a sense, but only in one of those headache inducing senses. We're really similar, similar lives, but not the same.

I prefer it that way.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Considering that all of my actual doubles have been robots, evil, or unattractive sides of my personality, I'll have to agree with you.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

...I'm glad my one double is a hot fucking human.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Do you mean me?

Why yes, I am a hot fucking human.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

Duh, yes you.

And I know you are.

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

Apparently I'm Suave (http://www.okcupid.com/results/the-lover-style-profile-test/?fromCGI=1&var_partner%2bfocus=7&var_aggressiveness=15&var_adventurousness=6), whatever the fuck that means...

And 41% partner focus? No way, buddy. I'm not agreeing with that one at all.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

...Have a hard time picturing you as suave but...

Eh, fuck that crap. You and me? We defy the odds, baby.

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

Suave: * Etymology: French, from Middle French, pleasant, sweet, from Latin suavis — more at sweet

1 : smoothly though often superficially gracious and sophisticated
2 : smooth in texture, performance, or style

These tests are stupid...


You perform better when the odds are against you, so I'm gonna agree with that one.

I asked you not to call me baby where other people can see, Jim...

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

Actually you never SPECIFICALLY said that..

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

In what situation where we are wearing clothing would you think that I'd be alright with that?

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Geez. I'll be good from now on.

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[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

That's the look I wanted to see.

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

Get over here and join me already...

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

Oh yea? ...That's my kinda invitation!

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

Then get your ass over here, baby...

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

All yours, all yours. Definitely was yours. Unf.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

...

I seem to recall a denial of carnal activity between you two just yesterday.

Can I story worrying, yet? Because if you're not going at it this very minute, I'm going to have to intervene.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

....

Dammit, Jim.

We're busy.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

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[1-00110111-01.livejournal.com]

This just proves that you are the perfect captain for me, as I am apparently Surprising.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

Was there ever any doubt, beautiful? <3~

[1-00110111-01.livejournal.com]

No, I never had a single doubt.

[nawigator]

Keptin, I do not beliewe anyone who has met you would be surprised.