[Sickbay]

[kirktastic]

*waits impatiently for this stranger and Sulu*

*looks nervously towards the door where Spock is supposed to be asleep behind, and decides he'll check on him later*

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[fencinginspace.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should explain.

It was the kink meme, Captain. We met there.

[haroldlee.livejournal.com]

[fencinginspace.livejournal.com]

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

That doesn't explain to me how he's on my god damn ship.

[fencinginspace.livejournal.com]

Physically, sir? He came on board via shuttlecraft. I thought--well, I wasn't thinking at the time, Captain, not clearly, anyway--that it would be easy for him to come aboard because he looks exactly like me, as you can see.

[haroldlee.livejournal.com]

Ohshit. Okay.

I was invited, I swear.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

Sulu, let me get this straight. You allowed someone to come on board because he looks just like you. But acts a lot more like a stoner. *is giving Sulu the Captain look*

[fencinginspace.livejournal.com]

No, sir. That wasn't the reason. That was the initial attraction when we met, sir, because it's not every day you meet your exact double.

But the real reason is that I wasn't sober, captain.

[haroldlee.livejournal.com]

Hey!

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

*just slowly rubs his forehead*

You were drunk, horny, and invited a total stranger onto the ship without going through medical OR your Captain.

...Did you two end up fucking? Seriously. *takes a slight whiff of the air to scent for sex*

[fencinginspace.livejournal.com]

Not drunk, sir, no. High. On twentieth-century Earth-grown marijuana.

And yes, sir. We did.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

...

And aren't you with Pavel?

[haroldlee.livejournal.com]

Below the belt, man.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

Watch your tone.

[haroldlee.livejournal.com]

Hey, same to you. Hikaru didn't deserve that.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

*shifts his stance, eyes narrowing, then he smirks* You have no idea what's going on, so why don't you shut the fuck up?

[fencinginspace.livejournal.com]

Ah.

In a way, sir, yes.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

And, if I remember correctly, more then half the crew threatened you with some serious bodily harm if you should upset him. Am I right? *dark glare*

[fencinginspace.livejournal.com]

Yes. Sir. You're right.

[fencinginspace.livejournal.com]

Well, I wasn't.

[haroldlee.livejournal.com]

...Okay.



Just so you know. I'm a coward.

[fencinginspace.livejournal.com]

I've got you. I've got you.

[haroldlee.livejournal.com]

[fencinginspace.livejournal.com]

[haroldlee.livejournal.com]