Jim smiled broadly. Spock was... touchy. He liked it. Okay, it wasn't something he could tolerate on the bridge, but it seemed oddly endearing now. On top of the mind-numbingly hot it already was anyway.

"Yes. Jim. Spock. Much as I hate it, I recommend a complete medical examination to make sure we haven't, I don't know, taken someone elses' bodies who are now enjoying ours in a carnal nature, but as far as I know, it's us. Bond's still there and everything."

The look on Kirk's face was priceless. Jim was going to remember this forever.