[Openness Meme] -- [Or Whatever This Is]

[kirktastic]

Hey, if Tina and Bones can do it... not like I have much to hide. Hit me with your best shot. I hope I managed to make it so people can comment anonymously...

Ask me anything. I dare you to do better.

Comments

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

I'm actually not a real fan of most sweet things, if you can believe it. If I'm going to eat it.... chocolate.

[(Anonymous)]

Really? Huh. What do you like to eat off of other people, then?

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

Oh that's easy. A nice drizzle of some sort of liquor... lime... salt.

[(Anonymous)]

You know, I've never thought of that? Licked a lot of ice-cream off a helluva lot of girls, but never that combination. Might affect the chemical balance of the vagina, though.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

Personally wouldn't recommend it near the vagina. Just a little too sensitive for alcohol and citric acid.

Try this instead.

Cut the lime, get it damp with a little squeeze, go up the top of the thigh. Salt where groin/thigh/hip meet, tequila in the belly button.

[(Anonymous)]

I think there needs to be a party where this happens.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

We're clearly not even related.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

S'okay, Jim. You got my sweet tooth. :)

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

You bet.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

PUDDING.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I like pudding.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

So does Bill. A little too much, by my estimation.

[kirk-winona.livejournal.com]

But clearly, we are, which might not technically be possibly, but still.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I still don't understand how this whole genetic mess works, but okay.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

I'm not related to either of you, but I'm still overly fond of pudding.

[kirk-winona.livejournal.com]

Because pudding is glorious food, it's natural to be fond of it.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I'm still not convinced of that, actually. I mean the related thing.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

That's why I don't end up with a gut.

And you do. *smirk*

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

You have no evidence to support this claim.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

AND YOU ARE RIGHT, JIM.

EXCEPT WHEN YOU ARE WRONG AND I AM POSSIBLY NOT SPEAKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW. IDEK.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

...

FUCK.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

*keeps schtum*

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Well, he hasn't. The Pine kid hasn't gotten fat yet. But hey, his father has!

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I think we're both too young for you to make that statement categorically, junior.