...And Kirk had thought Spock was a rigid sonofabitch. He just let his eyes wander over the lady in the room, absolutely amazed. "Not everyday I get to see a female version of my first officer." He grinned, a little, knowing he was getting himself in trouble but... diving in anyway, "Even one with a bigger stick up their ass. Relax. I don't know how you act with your captain, but... relax. I'm gonna guess Spock already spoke with you? ...I can't call you both Spock. That's weird. Do you have a nickname or something?" He let himself ramble, trying not to laugh.